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Monday, November 24, 2008 @ 7:23 AM

NO DREAMS! NO DREAMS!
for two consecutive days i have no dreams.
this makes sleeping much more pleasant!

watched Ellen DeGeneres Show this morning.
i have always thought they were trying to say:
" Ellen the generous show!"
cause she is really very generous.
i think she is funny.

watched a bit of Oprah Winfrey's show.
was about some people having some phobia about death and germs.
they are kind of to the core.
this woman spents up to 5 hours cleaning the house.
this woman's man put his left hand in his trousers the whole time cause he is scared his hand will get contaminated with germs.
so this group of people was sent to this camp to try to kick their phobias away.
to "demostrate" that actually germs do not kill us,
the instructor used his hands to wipe around toilet bowl
then..
...
licked his hand.
that's kind of overboard.
it's disgusting enough for me.
what's more for the people who have the phobia?
but they managed to get their phobia off them in 3 days.
that woman's man who used to have his left hand kept in his trousers actually dared to rub his hands together and rake the grass with his bare hand.

just imagine you throw me in a room with lizards all over the place.
mygod, i think i will just scream my bloody head off and my head will go rolling on the floor.
eew no, i dont want my head to touch those lizards.
i got freaked out just now.
i went to the toilet, closed the door
and this baby lizard beside me dropped onto the ground.
i immediately push open the door in a split second and screamed.
and my mother laughed at me.
she asked me, "有必要这样子吗?"
i said, "可是它掉下来leh! 掉下来leh!
then she said, " ah? 哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈。"
she just knew the lizard was in there and didnt want to tell me.
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

i'm tired.