uh, i went out yesterday.
to woodlands, metro.

accompanied my mother to buy things.
and bought a bag.
and bought a bag for my mother as her christmas day present.
she said take it as her christmas day and birthday present.
but, ah-uh, i'm still gonna buy her birthday present.
and my dad was jealous about it.

i was in the toilet and i heard the conversation between my dad and my mum.

DADDY : eh, the bag ping shui(quite pretty) eh. ( okay, OKAY. my dialect like shit. the meaning is roughly like that)
MUMMY: your DAUGHTER buy for me one eh.
DADDY: WENXIN? she got money leh?
MUMMY: you give one what.
* i walk out of toilet *
DADDY: you bought mama CHRISTMAS gift huh?
ME: uh.
DADDY: where's mine? *obviously jealous*
ME: don't have. you expect me to what? BUY YOU A COMPUTER?
DADDY: you buy me a mouse la.
ME: take the rodents we have.
DADDY: *frowns*

his mouse was referring to the computer mouse.
really too bad la, i don't know what my dad wants.
he's one of a kind.
seriously.

hamster hamster hamster hamster.
I <3 MY HAMSTERS!
they are small, and don't bark.
like *ahem*'s dogs, madly.
they won't show you whether they hate you or love you.
unlike *ahem*'s dogs, obviously.

uh, i went out yesterday.
to woodlands, metro.

accompanied my mother to buy things.
and bought a bag.
and bought a bag for my mother as her christmas day present.
she said take it as her christmas day and birthday present.
but, ah-uh, i'm still gonna buy her birthday present.
and my dad was jealous about it.

i was in the toilet and i heard the conversation between my dad and my mum.

DADDY : eh, the bag ping shui(quite pretty) eh. ( okay, OKAY. my dialect like shit. the meaning is roughly like that)
MUMMY: your DAUGHTER buy for me one eh.
DADDY: WENXIN? she got money leh?
MUMMY: you give one what.
* i walk out of toilet *
DADDY: you bought mama CHRISTMAS gift huh?
ME: uh.
DADDY: where's mine? *obviously jealous*
ME: don't have. you expect me to what? BUY YOU A COMPUTER?
DADDY: you buy me a mouse la.
ME: take the rodents we have.
DADDY: *frowns*

his mouse was referring to the computer mouse.
really too bad la, i don't know what my dad wants.
he's one of a kind.
seriously.

hamster hamster hamster hamster.
I <3 MY HAMSTERS!
they are small, and don't bark.
like *ahem*'s dogs, madly.
they won't show you whether they hate you or love you.
unlike *ahem*'s dogs, obviously.